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For just a moment, my cougar destiny had come to fruition.Some men put their religious needs right out there, like, “I’m looking for something that loves the Lord.” I was very intrigued by the guy who wrote in his bio, “I have not had a full girlfriend relationship, but one thing I have learned is if a girl shows signs of being annoyed by my presence, the best thing to do is back away quietly.”Not many men seemed enticed by my bio, but I did get a few “smiles,” which, I thought, meant I could chat with them. Christian Mingle charges a subscription fee for you to be able to talk to potential partners.As much as I had hoped to celebrate Christmas one day, a month to flirt behind a screen was a bit steep.I tried “smiling” at a bunch of men, hoping that if they forked over the money, they could talk to me. Then I smiled back whenever I received a smile, hoping that there was a loophole (like two smiles = a free introduction).The interface of the app is SO much easier to use than dharma Match, Christian Mingle and Atheist Passions.It’s Tinder-like, with some swiping and no payment (insert your cheap-Jew stereotype here).
Anyway, I wish I could have taken a first date not too seriously, but since I couldn’t do much beyond “smile” at anyone, I never scored. I want to preface that the feelings I have about JSwipe are not just because I’m Jewish.(I suspect Adam was only on JSwipe to promote his music to women, which is genius marketing.) Respect, Adam. ) flirt asking if he would do a cover of “I Have a Little Dreidel.” Whatever, Adam. Images had to be “NON NUDE” and could not feature celebrities, children, significant cleavage or see-though/sheer clothing.I wrongly assumed that without the judgment of God, we would be allowed to be a little more risqué with our cleavage.My friend Kelsey commented that it might be because religious Christians (at least the ones we knew) get married young, and there wasn’t anyone older.It turned out our stereotypes were wrong and that the problem was that my settings were on the 18- to 23-year-old filer.