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Some people over 50 are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. Time sharing meant togetherness, not computers and condominiums.We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to the fashions that the designers in NYC, California, and/or Paris inflict upon the world. A "chip" was a piece of wood, "hardware" was a store, "software" was not even in our vocabularies and "bytes" were what you got from mosquitos.The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals. Next, start putting a few potatoes in the sacks, but be careful not to overdo it. The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out. Isn't that the darndest time for a guy to get those odds?You feel like the night after, and you haven't been anywhere. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. It's hard to be nostalgic when ou can't remember anything. - The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.NOW that I am officially a card-carrying "Flatulus Antiquatus" (a.k.a.an Old Fart) I feel I have the right to poke a bit of fun at us Old Folks. 25 years old - Well, she might know a little bit about it.Oh, if any of the text on this page is too small, and you are using Internet Explorer, or Firefox, click "View" and choose "Text size" and pick whichever one you need. =: THE IMAGES OF MOTHER := 4 years old - My mommy can do anything! 14 years old - Naturally, Mother doesn't know that either. 55 years old - Wonder what Mom would have thought...
(If I have any duplications or other bugs, please tell me.) First, for those who are not familiar with "advanced years," this might help: Nearly everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work. You enjoy about hearing about other peoples operations. You can get into heated arguments about pension plans. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. You quit holding your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. Potato sack in each hand extend your arms straight out to your sides and hold them there as long as you can. With these guidelines I'm sure we'll all be LOOKING GOOD - The best thing to save for your old age is yourself. - If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.
You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions. You walk with your head high trying to get used to your bifocals. You regret all those mistakes resisting temptation. Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a pretty girl go by. Your joints are more accurate at predicting weather than the Weather man. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. Sex life is shot, its a thing of the past, Don't kid yourself, friends, even that doesn't last. - Ah, being young may be beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Your favorite part of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today..." You turn out the light for economic reasons rather than romantic ones. After painting the town red, you have to take along rest before applying a second coat. You're startled the first time you are addressed as an old timer. The best part of your day is over when your alarm clock goes off. The little grey haired lady you help across the street is your wife. Can't go to parties, don't dance anymore, Just putting it mildly, you're a hell of a bore. - Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald and have such terrible eyesight, they don't recognize you.
You can move the lens around the screen to view magnification of any screen area. You go to grade school, you become a kid, You play, you have no responsibilities, You become a little baby, You go back into the womb, You spend your last nine months floating.. There is nothing the matter with me I'm as healthy as I can be.
To close the lens, click left mouse button or (press Alt F4). Left-click on the icon offers shortcut for launching the lens again. I have arthritis in both of my knees And when I talk, I talk with a wheeze.
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If you saw anything with "Made in Japan" on it, it was junk. Back then, "5 and 10" stores were stores that actually sold things for a nickel or a dime; even ice cream cones. Smoking was fashionable, grass was mowed, Coke was a cold drink and pot was something you cooked in.