Dating friend guy
Sure, your female BFF can't have sex with you, but hey, God gave you hands for a reason.
You spend your weeknights and weekends with her, she was your date to your uncle's wedding when you had no significant other, and you better believe she was the one holding your hair back when you had too much to drink.
I mean, how else are you two going to spend your free time?
What better way to enjoy each other's company than cozied up, watching your favorite TV show?
It doesn't matter if it's your parents, coworkers, boss or another friend who is pissing you off, your best friend is the girl you turn to with all your problems.
One of you is the professional joint roller, while the other sticks to uncorking the wine.
It's okay that onlookers think you're a pair of lesbians; it's not like you aren't used to it by now.
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One of your favorite pastimes is comparing your other friends' relationships to yours; yours obviously wins every time.